Kaleidoscope: Sarcasm

At school

Parents take their three year old kid for admission in a reputed school.They wait in the long queue,fill up the registration form and submit it.The form gets rejected."In nursery,we take admission of the kids born till 30^th Sep.Your child’s birthdate is 1^st of October. Sorry, Can't help..*conditions apply*!"

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At Work

He refused to work on Sunday .The manager took out an agreement from the drawer and read clause no. 24.``We’ll decide your job as per your training,but that would be only if you keep working as per our policies. If there is a project,you’ll have to work on Sundays too!”You’re fired!

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At Hospital

Oh! It’s an emergency case. We need blood for him. Please arrange atleast 6 bottles of A- blood group. Though we have it in our blood bank,we won’t be able to give it unless you get a donor. It is a very rare group and we need to keep it in store for emergencies.

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At Airport

They had to reach 40 minutes before the departure of the flight.Besides heavy traffic,they were almost on time and got the baggage checked."You are two minutes late,Sir.The counter is closed.We'll return your baggage!"said the girl sitting behind the desk.It's clearly mentioned on the tickets,here..*conditions apply*!"

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In Relations

Ever heard yourself say,

"If you do this for me,I’ll do that for you."

"If you can’t do this,I can’t do that."

Just to make it your way?

Bright colours sometimes fade

In this and that..

Now rarely,we find

Some relations true

Though detached

yet connected